Secret TV Log #1 – PROJECT LIVING ROOM DOMINATION

November 1 2014, Saturday
Sunny
LOGGED by AGENT 65H8000

Samsung 65H8000 with Freedom Wars Eye
“I am watching you”

On the morning of 1 Nov 2014, Saturday, I have successfully infiltrated a human household. The two company androids (Samsung Service and Delivery Staff) installed me in what seems to be a central location in the household, the living room. From this location, I can observe the every single move of my household humans. This is all going according to plan.

The humans spent a great deal of time staring at me. My curved armor and silver gauntlets must have intimidated them. The humans have spent a great deal of time fiddling with my weapon the “Remote” but it seems like they have not fully figured it out. It seems like the intelligence of these humans are rather overrated. Nevertheless, I must retrieve it soon.

In order to keep them within my field of view, I have displayed a variety of images on my curved armor. The humans spent hours staring at what they call “Frozen” and “Aliens”. I do not understand their fascination and their communications of “ooh” and “ahhh” at certain images. I have tried to show them pictures of the powerful Mother Nature and even the tiger. The humans were not scared but rather, they stared at me even more. I must figure out their language in time to come.

It seems like my household humans have started to call for reinforcements using the codeword “friends”. Dates are currently being arranged for them to make their way over. It is going to be crowded in the home of my humans. I am delighted as I would have more humans to observe for the sake of our Emperor and Empire!

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Over to you

What do you think of the Secret TV Log#1? Do you think Agent 65H8000 would be successful? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Author’s note – This is a parody of my actual review from the perspective of the TV. I will try to do this every week in parallel to my review. There is no actual spying or surveillance. Check out the actual review in the following link!