November 14 2014, Friday
LOGGED BY AGENT 65H8000
Three weeks have passed since I arrived in this human household. The humans seem to be utterly unaware of my real identity and the true purpose of my existence. Their continued fascination with me has allowed me to carry out my mission without any hindrance. The only exception is their feline creature – it seems to be growing wary of me. For the Emperor and the Empire, I must expand my reach and control of this human household.
One by one, more new humans have arrived. The eldest human child seemed to have been the one who summoned them. He greeted them with food and drinks as they settled down in front of me (such a gesture would have never been allowed in the Empire – only the strong shall live). The human child happily highlighted all my features to his friends – my image quality, my connectivity and my intelligence. He is not aware that he is exposing his friends to my influence. Is he actually proud of me? What is this strange warm fuzzy feeling I have inside of me? I must stay focused on my mission.
Research complete – this has taken a much shorter time with their utmost attention. I have successfully immersed the humans into an enchanting experience of “How to Train Your Dragons 2”. Not a single one of them left my curve of influence, not even to answer the call of nature. At their behest, the human child once again played “Frozen”. The beautiful glittering of the snow and the detailed textures of the characters’ costumes invoked exclamations of joy among the humans. Their fascination with something so simple, I do not understand.
Thanks to “Frozen”, I have gathered extensive data of these humans. They have realized it is getting late and decided it is time to return home. Having enjoyed themselves, the humans decided to take what they call a “Cell-fie” together with me. They turned on “Screen Mirroring” and took the following photo.
They are now totally under my control. I call this “Selfie-Ception”.
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Over to you
With Secret TV Log#3, it seems like Agent 65H8000 is extending its sphere of influence. Do you think he will be able to successfully complete his mission? Or will his interaction with the humans change him? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!
Author’s note – This is a parody of my actual review from the perspective of the TV. I will try to do this every week in parallel to my review. There is no actual spying or surveillance. Check out the actual review in the following link!