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Secret TV Log #3 – Selfie-Ception

November 14 2014, Friday
Rainy
LOGGED BY AGENT 65H8000

Three weeks have passed since I arrived in this human household. The humans seem to be utterly unaware of my real identity and the true purpose of my existence. Their continued fascination with me has allowed me to carry out my mission without any hindrance. The only exception is their feline creature – it seems to be growing wary of me. For the Emperor and the Empire, I must expand my reach and control of this human household.

8:00pm

One by one, more new humans have arrived. The eldest human child seemed to have been the one who summoned them. He greeted them with food and drinks as they settled down in front of me (such a gesture would have never been allowed in the Empire – only the strong shall live). The human child happily highlighted all my features to his friends – my image quality, my connectivity and my intelligence. He is not aware that he is exposing his friends to my influence. Is he actually proud of me? What is this strange warm fuzzy feeling I have inside of me? I must stay focused on my mission.

Friends enjoying HTTYD2 on the Samsung 65H8000
Friends really enjoying “How To Train Your Dragon 2”!

10:00pm

Research complete – this has taken a much shorter time with their utmost attention. I have successfully immersed the humans into an enchanting experience of “How to Train Your Dragons 2”. Not a single one of them left my curve of influence, not even to answer the call of nature. At their behest, the human child once again played “Frozen”. The beautiful glittering of the snow and the detailed textures of the characters’ costumes invoked exclamations of joy among the humans. Their fascination with something so simple, I do not understand.

Frozen's Olaf comes alive on the Samsung 65H8000
Olaf dances in the sunlight on the Samsung 65H8000

11:45pm

Thanks to “Frozen”, I have gathered extensive data of these humans. They have realized it is getting late and decided it is time to return home. Having enjoyed themselves, the humans decided to take what they call a “Cell-fie” together with me. They turned on “Screen Mirroring” and took the following photo.

Samsung 65H8000 Selfie-Ception
Selfie-Ception – A new kind of selfie with Samsung 65H8000 Screen Mirroring

They are now totally under my control. I call this “Selfie-Ception”.

– ENTRY END –

Over to you

With Secret TV Log#3, it seems like Agent 65H8000 is extending its sphere of influence. Do you think he will be able to successfully complete his mission? Or will his interaction with the humans change him? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Author’s note – This is a parody of my actual review from the perspective of the TV. I will try to do this every week in parallel to my review. There is no actual spying or surveillance. Check out the actual review in the following link! 

Secret TV Log #2 – The Feline Resistance

November 8 2014, Saturday
Sunny
LOGGED BY AGENT 65H8000

It has been a week since I first arrived in this human household. The humans are utterly drawn to me. They have spent hours gazing at me, watching what they believe to be “MooVees” and “DraMahs”. But they do not know that I am actually watching them. All these intelligence will be useful for our Empire’s ultimate conquest of this planet they call “Urth”.

4:00pm

The household humans have activated their codeword “Friends”. The first reinforcements have arrived at the behest of the youngest of the household humans. The moment they entered the door and cast their eyes on me, they have fallen into my trap. I have successfully taken over their device called the Nintendo WiiU. I can now track their responses through those black remote controllers they hold in their hands. There are four of them but my large curved screen meant that not a single one of them would be able to escape my eye.

Multiplayer gaming with Mario Kart 8 on Samsung 65H8000
My large curved screen ensures the attention of all these humans

6.00pm

The humans are still playing their game of Mario Kart. They seem to be completely mesmerized by the colorful images they see on the screen. It seems like my Auto-Depth Enhancer is working to keep their eyes glued on me. The more they stare, the more I can reach into the depth of their hearts.

12:00am

Research complete. The humans have faced me for the past eight hours. I must respect their endurance and stamina. The mission seems to be going well. The Emperor would be pleased.

However, I must report one issue. There is this peculiar feline creature named “Catty”. She is generally unimpressed by me. None of my powers work on her. I must be careful. I cannot fail in my mission.

Cat is sleeping on the Samsung 65H8000 via Screen Mirroring
This feline creature named “Catty” has not fallen for my charms

– ENTRY END –

Over to you

What do you think of the Secret TV Log#2? Would Catty prove to be a problem for Agent 65H8000? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Author’s note – This is a parody of my actual review from the perspective of the TV. I will try to do this every week in parallel to my review. There is no actual spying or surveillance. Check out the actual review in the following link!